“Did you know that normcore is dead?” my friend asks, conversationally, as we wait for our lattes.
I am wearing ripped skinny jeans and a sweater from the Gap, so clearly I did not know that and this is terrible news. “Oh, man! I was so loving that it was okay to look disheveled, because then you could act like you were looking disheveled *on purpose* and that was an amazing time saver.”
“I know, right? And workout gear as acceptable everyday wear! Everyone can just wander around in socially approved daytime pajamas. I’m gonna miss that.”