We don’t have soda at home. Not in a “Look at us! We don’t have soda at home! GAZE UPON OUR BOUNTY OF KALE AND QUINOA WHILE WE JUDGE YOU!” kind of way. We just have a limited budget and choose to focus discretionary beverage spending on booze and coffee because PRIORITIES.
So I was surprised when my daughter came home from kindergarten and requested a Diet Coke.
Me: “Do you know what Diet Coke is?”
Her: “Diet Coke is what mommies drink when it’s too early to drink wine.”
I’m not sure if it’s horrifying or hilarious that she picks this stuff up at school. Both, maybe? “Horrifarious” should be a real word.