Kindergarten discussion topic: “Talk about Martin Luther King Jr. What dreams do you have?” So first the class had the kind of heart warming discussion about equality that restores your faith in humanity. Then they discussed their own dreams.
Kid: “I dreamed I had a fart gun.”
Parent facilitator: “I don’t think that’s what Martin Luther King meant by ‘dream’…”
Kid: “Yuh-huh. I bet when Martin Luther King was five he would have thought fart guns were awesome.”