A random dude is making conversation with another random dude about the tabloids lining the check out. He goes, “They always make the pregnant ladies look so glamorous. But in real life, mmmm…, not so cute.”
Everyone in the check out line widens their eyes at him as his very pregnant wife/girlfriend clomps up from behind him. “Except for me, right, honey? I am EFFING ADORABLE RIGHT NOW.”
So if any of you guys are having a bad night, remember: you’re at least not that guy. So you’ve got that going for you. Which is nice.