Definitely not my family.
“What would June Cleaver do? (WWJCD?)” you think to yourself. But you’re so tired your eyeballs hurt so all you can think is, “June Cleaver was constantly surrounded by compliant children. So apparently June Cleaver would handle this situation by proactively spiking the children’s lemonade with some type of magical 1950’s drug. Martinis? Valium, maybe?”