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You know when you go shopping for the perfect pair of pants yet you are prepared to brook no actual pants (that’s trousers for you British colonial folks)? Sure those Joe’s Jeans pseudo-jeggings are nice but jeggings are very 2011 and if you’re going to blow $100+ on some goddamn pants then they better last longer than -2 years. The Seven for All Mankind’s are pretty classic but they kind of make your butt look its actual size. So no on those, obviously. And True Religion’s? Yeaahhh… Why don’t you and your eyelash extensions plonk your clichéd selves in your Subaru and drive directly to yoga class?