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If I were the boss of the world nothing would be scheduled before noon. My husband is, if possible, even less of a morning person than I am so it’s both a blessing and unsurprising that we wound up with a five year old who sleeps in until 10a if we let her.
I went to check on her. “How’s that morning routine going, baby? Aren’t you getting hungry?”
This is why I have to nag. But if I’m going to nag for the next God knows how many years I should come up with more positive terminology. So I’m a “part time motivational speaker” now.